I write in reply to the letters regarding staff leaving early from the delivery office.

New uniform anyone?

Our esteemed ? DSM,  Stands at the exit door with clipboard in hand like a nazi general stomping his feet screaming out names of guys who might be slipping out a minute too early.

Its so funny as guys try to find a way past the ever watchful Commandant . Nien nien nien , get back to your post. If someone manages to successfully breach the cordon, the nazi, sorry DSM is on the phone instructing the culprit to return to the office. The movie The Great Escape springs to mind

Has the DSM applied for a new office?

The next step Could very well be the firing squad. What a crock of shit. For a company that is staring down the barrel of competition next year, surely the better the job is done the happier Joe Public will be.

The Ballydoolaly Resistence (ha ha ha)